Pearls of Wisdom from Mother Pearl: The First Installment

My mother is a woman of stupendous quotation. In what is sure to be the first of a fruitful and fruity series, I offer you this.

Mother Pearl on Amateur Hour and her current profession:

“When you’re an undertaker, Halloween just seems like Amateur Night. Kind of like what New Year's Eve is like for alcoholics.”

[My mom and dad.]