1. These creepy plastic-figure pictures from ffffound
2. This wacky dream I had in which this rich lady was trying to kill everyone at her party by shining light in their eyes with her handmirror. Obviously I foiled her.
3. McSweeney's featured article today, entitled DECLARATIONS OF CONJUGAL
INTEREST FROM THE MASSACHUSETTS FEDERALIST, 1733. Snell and I practically ralphed from laughing so hard at this.
My favorite:
"Hungry For Woman" − SWM
I am needing a bigge woman that takes goode joy in householde duties. Book lairnin ot not be of necessitee, but shee should know how to cooke these meales: boilt pork, psalted flummery, candeed orange peel, ches nutts with smok befe, cornpone, low-carb cornpone, milk pottage, and pickl't rabbitface.
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Currently Reading:
Paradise by Toni Morrison
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