Monday, July 12, 2010

Pearls of Wisdom from Mother Pearl: The First Installment

My mother is a woman of stupendous quotation. In what is sure to be the first of a fruitful and fruity series, I offer you this.

Mother Pearl on Amateur Hour and her current profession:

“When you’re an undertaker, Halloween just seems like Amateur Night. Kind of like what New Year's Eve is like for alcoholics.”



[My mom and dad.]

2 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    If Dad ever said " 'Tish, that's French!" I would die.

    Wait...does that make us Pugsley and Wednesday?

    I CALL WEDNESDAY!

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  2. I was assuming that I have always been, and will always be, Cousin It.

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